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Charlie/21/Texas.

What have you done lately?

kidouyuuto:

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

arieces:

OH MY GOD




renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”